If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
How do you take your coffee? With panda, of course.
(Panda Latte Art on Food Gifs)
Now let me be clear, I want that fucker face down floating dead in my cup. Stupid panda tries too hard to be cute. I want it’s corpse to sweeten my coffee.
"And that was how I found out."
#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
ok but can you imagine in age of ultron bruce accidentally hulking out and everyone’s completely silent, no one moves a muscle and suddenly tony goes “alright can we talk about the elephant in the room” and everyone turns very slowly to look at bruce and then tony says “barton, whAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING”
When people ask me to lead them in prayer
When firefighters get bored…
they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
NO BUT PLEASE IMAGINE bucky joining the avengers and being a quiet superhero but one day as he’s incognito downtown a little girl tugs on his sleeve and he turns to see that she’s got a prosthetic hand and she looks at him and says very shyly ”i just wanted to say that you’re my hero” and bucky just fucking melts
This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH
I would like to see more of these.
Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.
this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving
Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours?
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda
Can’t reblog this enough