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thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: hobolunchbox]

autumngracy:

sabenzero:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

While all of the above is great, I’d like to offer that dwaven ‘ale’ probably isn’t made from barley.  they live underground.  what grows underground? Mushrooms.  I’m saying Dwarven Ale is halucinogenic.  I’m saying Legolas was tripping balls.

omg

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

the-avengers-age-of-ultron:

moonwalking-alex:

comfortablycurious:

boringanecdotes:

leoparddavinci:

earth-pluto2k14:

ratchet-raccoon:

flaviathebestmarvel:

itstotallygayblog:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

THIS.IS.FUCKING.AMAZING.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN, NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, THIS IS THE BEST! THE BEST. THE BEST. THE FUCKING BEST.

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THE FUCKING AFTER CREDITS SCENE

This video, I like it!

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BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN JESUS CHRIST

NO I CANT BREATHE PLEASE

I don’t care what you’re doing, just STOP SCROLLING AND WATCH THIS 

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Oh my god, why doesn’t this have more notes?

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breakfast-with-satan:

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Forever reblog.

fucking yes

breakfast-with-satan:

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Forever reblog.

fucking yes

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zolloc: plop

zolloc: plop

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feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

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strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

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himp5:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom I can buy the groceriesMom I can pay for the houseMom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

This is real

himp5:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressing
Mom you can stop crying
Mom I can buy the groceries
Mom I can pay for the house
Mom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

This is real

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dwarfsmut:

thehobbit-countdown:

btw - there are some spoilers for who hasn’t read the book 

SHOOT HIM IN THE NIPPLE  omg im crying

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padalickingood:

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

#i thought this was about the skeleton war again

padalickingood:

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

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chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

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the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW IM LIKE ONE OF THE THE ONLY PEOPLE TO RETWEET THESE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW IM LIKE ONE OF THE THE ONLY PEOPLE TO RETWEET THESE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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