weaneyhutjr:

THIS IS THE GREATEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD LOOK HIM
HES ALL LIKE “WHAT SON. YOU BETTER STEP BACK”
WHAT A MAGICAL BEAST

weaneyhutjr:

THIS IS THE GREATEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD LOOK HIM

HES ALL LIKE “WHAT SON. YOU BETTER STEP BACK”

WHAT A MAGICAL BEAST

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via nerosbane)

antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

(via nerosbane)

wildandwild:

theappleppielifestyle:

blackamazon:

”there there angry face””no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

#kirk and bones

wildandwild:

theappleppielifestyle:

blackamazon:

”there there angry face”
”no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

#kirk and bones

image

(Source: entirelyessential, via nerosbane)

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

(via resacon1990)

jitterbugjive:


askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:



no



no wait,
 


fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

jitterbugjive:

askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:

image

no

image

image

no wait,

 image

image

fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

(Source: travalicious, via resacon1990)

2wentyonepilots:

my new favourite tweet

2wentyonepilots:

my new favourite tweet

(via resacon1990)

macabrekawaii:

alwaysalreadyangry:

i can’t breathe

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VAMPIRES HItLER HAD IN HIS ARMY!?

(via resacon1990)

hetasdfjkl:

My words of wisdom if you ever have OTP feels

hetasdfjkl:

My words of wisdom if you ever have OTP feels

(via resacon1990)

ladyoakenshields:

filirin:

headcanon that after his adventures, when bilbo did the dishes, he sometimes sang ‘that’s what bilbo baggins hates’ quietly to himself

image

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robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

(Source: jon-snow, via resacon1990)

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

(via tastefullyoffensive)

the-hogwarts-owl:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

God’s dad was an alcoholic gay man

I swear this show is on drugs

(Source: jensenmish, via lome-lindi)

matchgirl42:

matchgirl42:

persephone622:

mousathe14:

antinegationism:

itsbenedict:

argentalphas:

The Prince of Egypt + Thor and Loki [ 1 / 2 ]

#on a scale of moses to loki how well do you handle being adopted

do you make grandiose speeches and perform a series of supernatural feats that result in a massive death toll, or do you… wait

Oh c’mon that’s not fair I mean Loki was recruited to carry out the bidding of a hitherto unknown supernatural bei —- wait. 

Moses and Loki, there’s one comparison I never saw coming.

Well. That’s interesting …

Thought this could use a reblog.

(Source: dehawn, via nerosbane)

cloakstone69:

cloakstone69:

thirtypercent:

sarah-the-artiste:

consultingpiskies:

Princesslock
(BBC Sherlock and The Princess Bride crossover)

I CAN’T I’M DYING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

Oh snap, this is me.

I FUCKING READ THAT IN MOFFAT’S VOICE

yooooo i first reblogged this back in FEBRUARY

(via nerosbane)